"It's All About The Banana Now"

Ah, that's a good Will & Grace episode. Jack working at Banana Republic gives so much material.

I ordered a suit from The Banana this week for my Ohio State competition. Holy pricey! But it better look hot. The jacket looked good on me in the store--even Rebecca admitted it--but they didn't have skirts in my size, so I ordered it all online. I ordered it on Monday; they said it would be delivered within 4-7 business days of placing the order. It didn't get shipped out until yesterday, so I'm really curious as to how it's going to get to my home in Laguna Hills in time. I even called the customer service just to pick someone's brain about it: apparently they'll do whatever it takes to get the package to you when they say they will. So now I'm having fun watching this little race against time. I check UPS.com multiple times to see the status. I'm a nerd, I know. It's kind of like watching a horse race or NASCAR or something, but it involves clothing from The Banana, so it's infinitely better, and targeted towards the female demographic, right? Right.