Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Does this ever happen to you?

This didn't happen to me, but I'm wondering if it happens to anyone other than, well, someone I know.

So work with me during this hypothetical situation, and let me know if any of these aspects of this situation ever happen to you.

Do you ever call up the customer service line of a product and, while on hold for 10 minutes or so, realize you REALLY have to go to the bathroom?

Do you decide to go, even while on hold?

Does someone take your call just as you're, you know . . .

Does a man happen to be on the other end of the line?

Do you happen to be calling the customer service line to ask a question about pantyliners?

5 comments:

Wendy McMillan said...

Best. Story. Ever. I would only be disappointed if this story is about anyone other than your mom.

More Bacon said...

Weirdly, that doesn't ever happen to me... I can see it happening to someone you know, though.

IzeOfLight said...

Sure, anyone who has those gate-arm things come down on their SUV is bound to have something like this happen to her. =)

More Bacon said...

I thought I was going to die when she told us that story...

IzeOfLight said...

I'm just glad someone has witnessed her hilarious telling of a story--especially one she'd never even dared to tell me before (possibly because I have a blog)! =)