Liz was really on a roll tonight at Matty's. Some of my favorites:
"Don't know if we need to clarify, but I'm not a slut."
"I'll just be over here doing calculus, because that's what we hos do."
"Laura has a lot of food pimps."
"I'm not funny; I'm just moderately offensive."
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Oh dear...
hahah Liz is funny. I like the calculus quote best.
Liz is hilarious; I merely wanted to pass some of that hilarity on to the rest of the world.
Liz, did you need to clarify who the ho was? Haha, you killed me that night!!
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