Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Icky and Ew

Dear Spiders,

I don't love all of God's creations. If I see one itty bit of your ick-y and ew-y selves, your life expectancy will be drastically reduced.

Thanks,
Laura

5 comments:

Wendy McMillan said...

I had a discussion with friends the other day about what was worse, spiders or snakes, and surprisingly most of the girls chose spiders. I agree they are not cool, but at least they're not snakes!

IzeOfLight said...

I'll take snakes over spiders. And we've had snakes in our house (don't worry, soon-to-be visitor--it was decades ago). I wasn't a fan of the 50+ black widows we killed outside our house last summer. Not cool, man. Not cool.

Wendy McMillan said...

Maybe we need to be more specific because I would probably take certain kinds of snakes over black widows but not the little dinky ones. That's one thing Hawaii has over California - no snakes of any kind!

IzeOfLight said...

Yeah, I'm fine with the smaller, slower spiders, too. I don't LIKE them, but I have no problem killing them myself. The black widows . . . eeshk. Can't even get close, so I call people for those guys.

More Bacon said...

Love that you made that reference there for me--glad to hear that there aren't snakes any more. :)

At least you're killing spiders OUTSIDE of your house instead of INSIDE of your house.