Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Brother Fluhman Quotes

Brother Fluhman is my favorite professor ever, and today I started my fifth class from him. Yeah, he's that good. Here were a couple classics from today:

“I studied Biblical Arabic, and my senior year I figured out that language was HARD, so I bailed. I caught the Church History bug.”

“I like to name my kids. I tell my wife, ‘You get the wonderful experience of childbirth. What do I get? What’s my payoff?’ So I get to name the kids.”

“Pig, Jig, Phyllis—let’s go!” Brother Fluhman to his kids, none of whom have any of those names.

“What is this texting? So someone explained it to me, and they’re writing little letters.”

“Mid-lecture, I walked up the isle, turned around and saw everyone’s laptops. One was checking fantasy football scores, another was checking the stock market, and I got what I think was some dude watching The Bourne Supremacy.”

2 comments:

More Bacon said...

Sounds fun! I want to take that class!

IzeOfLight said...

He's AWESOME! I think today he said "dude" a few more times, and it's so hilarious when he says it.