Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I Need A Man

Today, I need a man for two reasons:

1. I cannot open the lid to the massive jar of artichoke hearts (Costco, of course).

2. I haven't figured out how to hook up my old-school Nintendo to our newer and massive TV. I tried once, and it only sorta worked. Black and white, and no sound. Tetris is not cool without color and sound, even if that one level (eight, is it?) has the WORST COLORS EVER.

Help!

7 comments:

Christa Jeanne said...

I don't know about #1, but on #2, get Lynds to recruit Cort. He's totally good about that sort of stuff.

More Bacon said...

I decided that I needed a man too, but then I realized that the reason I didn't have one had nothing to do with the fact that I hadn't decided I needed one...

Hizzeather said...

Dude...you don't need a man! I can do both that crap!

nicoleleilani said...

I can do that stuff too!! If you want a man, that's one thing. Needing a man is another. And most likely, the love and support you get from your girl friends is more than you'll get from a man! They grunt and make bodily noises and such..

IzeOfLight said...

Ha ha! My sister speaks truth. =)

I'm just so confused because I can usually do both things, too, but I COULDN'T GET OFF THAT STUPID LID.

And I've always set up my NES just fine, but with this newer TV, I'm stumped!

Tara said...

You ladies are too funny, it's true though boys stink, literally.

Nicole said...

Thank you! I can't get those stupid artichoke hearts open either. My friend Luke had to open mine!